all the spite you ever spate

all the spite you ever spate

Be a darling and feed the fish?

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

(via dauntlessbeforebl00d)

(Source: lanadelgifs, via markshoppus)

obesitycore:

*strums guitar* the fact that the gatsby film is being marketed as a romance really pisses me off did you not pay attention to the story *sick riff* people are just so dumb you literally did not pay attention *plays minor chord* what if people payed attention to messages in things instead of just A BOY AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER *strumming comes to an end* thank you 

(via obesitycore)

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

(Source: facebook.com, via singlebakedbean)

wrongfuckedandoverrated:

Travis Ryan | Cattle Decapitation

wrongfuckedandoverrated:

Travis Ryan | Cattle Decapitation

darylgrimes:

Merle, he means a lot to Daryl and he knows sorta what his brother is doing. So he goes there to put an end to it, but he just gets there too late. His entire heart just breaks right there. He doesn’t want to fight him. Then he just does it at him, just rage at the world. The thing about this world is there’s no time. You can’t really resolve things tomorrow. It has to be done now and when you miss that opportunity, you never get that back.  — Norman Reedus.

(via everytimeidiabetes)

fffcuk:

everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be

(via scaringbabies)

taxiarchos:

From Krampus: The Yule Lord by Brom

(via thatmacabregirl)

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk image

(via scaringbabies)

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zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

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(Source: neilweastfall, via soupybeard)